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Squidward: I forgot to tell him how to make change! SPONGE. Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob, could you give me change for a quarter? He then has an Imagine Spot of Patrick and SpongeBob being drooling imbeciles - which turns out to be decidedly at odds with reality. Squidward decides to leave SpongeBob to handle the register while he takes the day off, claiming to have errands to run. Krabs is carried into an ambulance, he leaves Squidward in charge while he is having his arms re-attached. There's got to be another way! Grab me captain's quarters and HEAVE! ME AAAAARMS!!! Krabs: I can think of ten good reasons to never let go of a dime, boy. SpongeBob: You've gotta let go of the dime! Krabs: NOOOO! I got it, boy! What the-!? It's stuck! You gotta help me, SpongeBob! SpongeBob: (finally loses it) DOESN'T ANYBODY KNOW HOW TO TIE A KNOOOOOOOOT?! Painty: Arrgh! I be just a paintin' of a head! SpongeBob: (panics and runs off to Jellyfish Fields, where he finds a group of jellyfish) Could any of you show me how to tie my laces? (the jellyfish sting him in a blaze of electricity next, he lifts a rock to reveal a group of sea urchins) Could you, you, you, you, you, or you show me how to tie a knot? (the sea urchins scatter next, he addresses a pair of eyes looking out of a cave mouth) Could you show me how to tie a simple knot? (the pair of eyes suddenly turns into dozens of eyes, revealing a monster who gulps down SpongeBob in one bite he finds a fisherman's skeleton in the monster's mouth) Could you show me how to tie my shoes? (the monster fires SpongeBob through his blowhole he lands on the picture of Painty the Pirate from the opening credits) Could you show me how to tie my shoes? (in a wider shot, we see that she is indeed an eel she tickles SpongeBob's nose with her tail) SpongeBob: (runs up to another customer) Could you show me how to tie my shoes?Д¬ustomer: Well, I would, but. SpongeBob: (gasps, then runs up to Krusty Krab customer) Could you show me how to tie my shoes?Д¬ustomer: (points toward floor) Uh, fins? (SpongeBob looks at the customer's bare fins, then runs off) (shot of Krabs' bare feet accompanied by dramatic musical sting) SpongeBob: (brightening) So you'll show me how?

SpongeBob: I've forgotten how to tie my shoes.